A walking disaster
The son of all bastards
You regret you made me
It's too late to save me
Ugly word of the post:
Rubber
Attractive word of the post:
Solo
As time goes by.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Mysterious ticking noise.
Oh, it's just my new office toy, see? -Points to Newton's Cradle-
Isn't it fascinating? And so is this post. Therefore, you must do the following:
Read.
Think.
Laugh.
Also, you must be a retard not to know this by now.
Sye-ence.
Chromatography! So we did these little pieces of artwork on filter paper! Yes! The many uses of filter paper:
1. Filter stuff.
2. Absorb stuff.
3. Do chromatography.
4. Making mini Dunce hat.
So today! I used it as... 3 and 4. So I drew these really pretty patterns and put the filter paper in the beaker with Ethanol and Water, of ratio 1:1. THEN OUT CAME THIS PRETTY THING THAT LOOKED LIKE A BUTTERFLY. Awesem, right? I know. Sankiew.
DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN.
Cheena SA. It both sucks and is awesome. Sucks because, well, it's SA. What more need I say? Awesome because it took up the whole period! And laoshi couldn't do anything! I know. Budden, right after that we had LIT FA. Damage = 9999. But Lit was a breeeze. [METAPHOR]
Then had 3hours of Theatre, where we didn't do any warm-up exercises, and instead did this exercise for being grounded as a performer. While the rest of the group creates a tableau of some sort. So that was kind of fun. Then we watched a small excerpt from Ice Age, which we had to write about in our Journals. (Note to self, copy stuff into journal.)
So awesomely after school, my mom comes and says she can pick me up. Then when I call her back, she says she can't. So I end up going on the bus with Megan and Huilin. Andthen, Megan and I decided to, y'know, abandon Huilin and go to Starbucks! Yeh, awesome, yes? Megan had a White Chocolate Frappe, Grande size, and I had an Iced Grande Green Tea Latte. Which Megan said was the most appealing green diarrhoea she has ever seen... (Megan still owes me for the Starbucks)
So we stood outside and leaned on the railings and talked about stuff for a while, and decided to move off.
And that was basically my day.
So I can't say it's an awesome start, but it isn't such a bad one -- what with going to Starbucks with Megan and all.
Okay! Off to project stuff.
P.S. Anyone noticed this is the first time I've actually described my whole day to you? :P
Boomshakalaka.
Hoogah macoubah ungahi. Izzshtipi cunzagi motalisk.
That translates to 'BOOM! Shakalakadingdong, greetings from the Dalai Llama. (No, not the Dalai Lama, the Dalai Llama.)'
'You unsavoury food source. Only good as our specimens.'
Yes. My species eats you. Therefore we own.
Contrary to popular belief, most aliens are not little green men who listen to Rihanna, and use her songs as reference. (Please refer to previous post.)
You humans are very curious little critters, aren't you. Want to test our hearing, then must see if we have asthma. And you peepur, apparently, cannot use punctuation correctly. Like this:
Vision Screening done - Normal Vision.Student has history of asthma.No recent attack.Advice given.
YOU SEE. The periods aren't separated from the next letter of the first word of the next sentence. Imbeciles.
Anyway, while still on the topic of our Health Screening, I think the nurses are quite the gender-biased. The guys get to go first. Which is a good thing, for me, I guess. But you see, it usually is according to the class register. So this was a bit awkward. But some people argue it's because guys have one less station to get through. So haha. :P
Ohyeh, we had a performance on Thursday. So it was really awesome, I would say, given the extremely little space of time we were actually given to rehearse and shtuffs. So it was a series of tableaux that depicted how we interpreted a poem;
~--~
Laugh when the music laughs.
Cry when the music cries.
Dance when the music dances.
Remember, even when the music stops.
~--~
Isn't it beautiful? ~
So anyway, we got to eat from the buffet too! Bwahahaha. SHRIMP. SPICY. RENDANG. SPICY. GADO GADO with PEANUT SAUCE. SPICY. To summarise it, spicy food provided by Garuda. Anyway, you see, the dinner was in tribute to our dear resigned Minister for Information, Communication, and THE ARTS. "Who has been instrumental with the construction of a specialised pre-tertiary arts school, SOTA, in Singapore."
Haha.
It's been a pretty short post, so deal with it. Bye! ;D
Hello, you deprived and forever unsatisfied beings. Do not fear my levitating and spinning disc. It is merely a transportational device that is somewhat equivalent to your... Ferraris. Only thing is that it travels at speeds of 1lightyear/hr. And not 0-60 in 3.5, as described by Rihanna in 'Shut Up and Drive'. Of which, I shall draw on for my next phrase.
Shut up.
Listen up.
Sit up.
Read this.
So you see, today in school, Denise actually kind of requested for a post. Thus I am being a very nice person, of which you may have noticed, with reference to my PREVIOUS posts. But there hasn't been much going on lately, so there won't be much on here.
Anyway.
Tomorrow we have our Dental check-ups, of which I am SO nervous about. Because you see, I have Leong's premolar, which is a condition you should punch into Google, because I will never say anything. So what they'll do to me, is that they'll actually cut that extra thing out, and do something on it. Also, the nurses often think I have gum disease (which I don't, but used to, a VERY long time ago, i.e. when I was 5/6 years old) because of my receding gums. I don't like people poking me for medical resons, in general.
Which probably explains why I was so anal yet so not when I injured my fourth finger.
And we have Health Screening on Thursday. Of which, am slightly worried, but also comforted, that there might/might not be any immunisation exercises.
A multitude of delusional emotions are running through my head now, giving me a headache. I don't mean that as an emo thought, but please spare me a medic.
"Oh dear! That was a crime of rhyme.
I'm so lame I'm ashamed."
Guess where those lines are from I'll give you an e-cookie!
Nightnights and hughugs, sweetcakes and cherrypies.
Dreams of Peter Pan in Neverland,
Race through time like water through sand.
Seeya all!
Greetings, curious and yet so unimginative earthlings.
So you've probably heard of SOTA's open house, no?
You haven't?
You suck.
But now you don't suck anymore because you know now.
Aren't I such a forgiving person? >:}
Anyway, it's happening this Saturday, so just come down and take a look. But please don't ask any questions at the Literature booth from 12-1. I'll be there. Naw, just kidding. Please ask questions. But nothing personal like 'Where d'ya live?' or I'll have my parang out. So yes. Please don't ask.
I've fallen quite ill recently, which is why I'm typing this post at this time of day. I should be in school, but I'm running a temperature. And it was worsened yesterday because of Chinese. Yes. Double period. DOUBLE period.
I hate Chinese.
I hate the usage.
I hate the word thing-a-majigs.
I hate the sound of it.
I hate the people who like it. (Well, most of them.)
I hate the people who won't listen to anything by Chinese. (i.e. the crappy hairdresser)
I even hate the look of it.
I hate Chinese.
I'm going CD shopping this weekend, anybody up for it? Or if not, we could go shopping for clothes! (:
But please. Anyone. Just say you'll go out with me. Or I'll be so bored at home.
Beautiful, dirty dirty rich rich dirty dirty
BEAUTIFUL DIRT RICH
THE MORNING AFTER
A LITTLE PRODUCTION
Ernest Toshiro Tjia
SCENE 1
STAGEHANDS: Lights on
(Ernest is on bed, hugging Usa-chan)
(Ernest squints eyes, wakes up, still holding Usa-chan in hand)
ERNEST: God, how long have I been...(Ernest looks at clock to the left)ERNEST: SLEEPING?! (Ernest pulls quilt off)
ERNEST: Shit man. Eighteen hours? (Hand goes across face, wiping action, yawning at the same time)
ERNEST: Damn it. Still sleepy. (Walks over to computer. Lazily bends down to push 'ON' button.)
ERNEST: (Falls over chair) FUCK! (Rubs head)
STAGEHANDS: LIGHTS OFF
STAGEHANDS: CURTAINS CLOSE
SCENE 2
STAGEHANDS: LIGHTS ON
STAGEHANDS: CURTAINS OPEN
ERNEST: (Shampooing in shower, grumbling about lack of sleep)
ERNEST: (Looks on the ledge to the left for shower foam)
ERNEST: (Notices that shower foam is on the lower ledge 2 inches from the floor)
ERNEST: Oh! There you are, stupid shower foam, d'you have to make me bend down. (Disgusted expression)
ERNEST: (Realises self is delusional, but doesn't care)
ERNEST: (Squats to reach shower foam, grabs it like a dog grabs a squeaky toy in its mouth)
ERNEST: (Straightens legs, tries to stand up again)
ERNEST: (Hits the bottom of the higher ledge) OUCH! SHIT MAN!
-END-
Well, well, well. You decided to come, eh? I'm not talking about my life today though, will be giving a warning on the computer worm, 'Conficker'.
So, what is Conficker?
Conficker, also known as Downup, Downadup and Kido, is a computer worm that surfaced in October 2008 and targets the Microsoft Windows operating system.[1] The worm exploits a previously patched vulnerability in the Windows Server service used by Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2003, Windows Server 2008, Windows 7 Beta and Windows Server 2008 R2 Beta.[2] The worm has been unusually difficult for network operators and law enforcement to counter because of its combined use of advanced malware techniques.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker)
But for you Mac users, everything'll probably be okay, just keep on the lookout. This was developed for Windows, so yeh. But really, take precautions.
Also, try to stay off major networking sites, they are the ones most likely to fall victim to this virus. (i.e. Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Friendster, etc.)
A newspaper article available at http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20090329/ttc-us-it-internet-crime-software-confic-0de2eff.html
A tenacious computer worm which has wriggled its way onto machines worldwide is set to evolve on April Fool's Day, becoming harder to exterminate but not expected to wreak havoc.A task force assembled by Microsoft has been working to stamp out the worm, referred to as Conficker or DownAdUP, and the US software colossus has placed a bounty of 250,000 dollars on the heads of those responsible for the threat.
The worm is programmed to modify itself on Wednesday to become harder to stop, according to Trend Micro threat researcher Paul Ferguson, who is part of the Conficker task force.
"There is no evidence of it going into attack mode or dropping any particular payload on April 1st," Ferguson said in an interview.
"What people controlling the botnet are doing is building in survivability because of efforts by the good guys to lessen the harm of this thing."
The worm, a self-replicating program, takes advantage of networks or computers that haven't kept up to date with security patches for Windows RPC Server Service.
It can infect machines from the Internet or by hiding on USB memory sticks carrying data from one computer to another. Once in a computer it digs deep, setting up defenses that make it hard to extract.
Malware could be triggered to steal data or turn control of infected computers over to hackers amassing "zombie" machines into "botnet" armies.
A troubling aspect of Conficker is that it harnesses computing power of a botnet to crack passwords.
Microsoft has modified its free Malicious Software Removal Tool to detect and get rid of Conficker.
"As this threat continues to evolve, Microsoft and other collaborative companies will continue to identify new ways to disrupt the Conficker threat to give customers more time to update their systems," said Christopher Budd, security response communication lead for Microsoft.
Computer users are advised to stay current on anti-virus tools and Windows updates, and to protect computers and files with strong passwords.
Conficker is programmed to reach out to 250 websites daily to download commands from its masters.
On Wednesday, the worm will begin connecting with 50,000 websites daily to better hide where orders originate, according to Mikko Hypponen of F-Secure computer security firm.
"They basically upped the ante; trying to make our lives more difficult," Ferguson said. "They realized the good guys were starting to intercept their communications."
The infection rate has slowed from a fierce pace earlier this year, but computers that are not updated with a software patch released by Microsoft remain vulnerable, according to security specialists.
Hypponen wrote in a message at F-Secure's website that Conficker is in one to two million computers and that most of those machines are believed to have an early version of the malicious software lacking the April 1 trigger.
Conficker was first detected in November 2008.
Among the ways one can tell if their machine is infected is that the worm will block efforts to connect with websites of security firms such as Trend Micro or Symantec where there are online tools for removing the virus.
"Once a machine is infected, it becomes very hard to clean up," Ferguson said. "There is no indication anywhere of (Conficker) doing anything but just sitting there. We don't know whether another shoe is going to drop, or if there is another shoe at all."
Hackers have taken advantage of Conficker hype by using promises of information or cures to lure Internet users to websites booby trapped with malicious software, according to security specialists.
"It seems that every other day you see some story about the Internet being hobbled together with bubble gum and paper clips," Ferguson said. "Conficker could be the biggest non-story of the year; at least that's what I hope it is."
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20090329/ttc-us-it-internet-crime-software-confic-0de2eff.html
Thank you.
HELLO EVERYBODY!
I have a surprise for you guys today! No, not really a surprise, but.. it's something you'd want to know since, like, you're my friend and all. But no cheating. Please? ):
No, Eager Beaver, it's not time for the surprise yet. BUT, it is time for stories! Or otherwise known as 'posts'.
Speaking of 'posts', did I mention my favourite cereal is Honey Bunches with strawberries by 'Post'? It's aweschummmm. Like me and (most) of my class. Those that aren't aweschum are just great. Not aweschum, but great, which is lower than aweschum, but better than good. Stupid cereal conspiricists took it off the shelves at the soopuhmarket today. Sniff sniff. ):
Went out to dinner at Carnivoreee tuhhday. Disappointing. Considering you pay 40 bucks per person. :| But really though, I wouldn't recommend going. The fish is slightly burnt, lil' bitter. :| The pork's too dry and tough. But the beef's good. Ahh beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef. (:
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
ARC PROJECT DUE TOMORROW. THIS IS IMPORTANT. 600 WORDS ABOUT GEOMETRY IN ARTWORK. ALERT. ALERT. ALERT. SEHH-CKS HUN-J-RED WORDS. OHHHH MYYYYY GAWWWWWD.
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
Breathe..... Inhaler. Inhaler. Inhaler. Please. Please. Please. Now. Now. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Meh.
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And there's the surprise. So me took this quiz on what I most fear, and it's actually kinda true o.o|| But I hate the bad grammar. I can't stand it. >_> But it's quite accurate
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YOU SCROLLED ALL THE WAY DOWN FOR THE SURPRISE, EH? YOU DIDN'T FIND IT. I TOLD YOU NOT TO CHEAT. NOW YOU WILL SUFFER >:D
Just kidding. You're not in trouble. But I hope I've taught you a lesson. :D
Arrogant Worms
The Happy Happy Birthday Song Lyrics:
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear ERNEST, ERNEST ERNEST, ONIISAMA, ONIICHAN, AND THE LIL' KIDDO WHO CALLED SAMANTHA EMO LIAN. (:
A walking disaster
The son of all bastards
You regret you made me
It's too late to save me
Ugly word of the post:
Rubber
Attractive word of the post:
Solo
As time goes by.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Mysterious ticking noise.
Oh, it's just my new office toy, see? -Points to Newton's Cradle-
Isn't it fascinating? And so is this post. Therefore, you must do the following:
Read.
Think.
Laugh.
Also, you must be a retard not to know this by now.
Sye-ence.
Chromatography! So we did these little pieces of artwork on filter paper! Yes! The many uses of filter paper:
1. Filter stuff.
2. Absorb stuff.
3. Do chromatography.
4. Making mini Dunce hat.
So today! I used it as... 3 and 4. So I drew these really pretty patterns and put the filter paper in the beaker with Ethanol and Water, of ratio 1:1. THEN OUT CAME THIS PRETTY THING THAT LOOKED LIKE A BUTTERFLY. Awesem, right? I know. Sankiew.
DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN.
Cheena SA. It both sucks and is awesome. Sucks because, well, it's SA. What more need I say? Awesome because it took up the whole period! And laoshi couldn't do anything! I know. Budden, right after that we had LIT FA. Damage = 9999. But Lit was a breeeze. [METAPHOR]
Then had 3hours of Theatre, where we didn't do any warm-up exercises, and instead did this exercise for being grounded as a performer. While the rest of the group creates a tableau of some sort. So that was kind of fun. Then we watched a small excerpt from Ice Age, which we had to write about in our Journals. (Note to self, copy stuff into journal.)
So awesomely after school, my mom comes and says she can pick me up. Then when I call her back, she says she can't. So I end up going on the bus with Megan and Huilin. Andthen, Megan and I decided to, y'know, abandon Huilin and go to Starbucks! Yeh, awesome, yes? Megan had a White Chocolate Frappe, Grande size, and I had an Iced Grande Green Tea Latte. Which Megan said was the most appealing green diarrhoea she has ever seen... (Megan still owes me for the Starbucks)
So we stood outside and leaned on the railings and talked about stuff for a while, and decided to move off.
And that was basically my day.
So I can't say it's an awesome start, but it isn't such a bad one -- what with going to Starbucks with Megan and all.
Okay! Off to project stuff.
P.S. Anyone noticed this is the first time I've actually described my whole day to you? :P
Boomshakalaka.
Hoogah macoubah ungahi. Izzshtipi cunzagi motalisk.
That translates to 'BOOM! Shakalakadingdong, greetings from the Dalai Llama. (No, not the Dalai Lama, the Dalai Llama.)'
'You unsavoury food source. Only good as our specimens.'
Yes. My species eats you. Therefore we own.
Contrary to popular belief, most aliens are not little green men who listen to Rihanna, and use her songs as reference. (Please refer to previous post.)
You humans are very curious little critters, aren't you. Want to test our hearing, then must see if we have asthma. And you peepur, apparently, cannot use punctuation correctly. Like this:
Vision Screening done - Normal Vision.Student has history of asthma.No recent attack.Advice given.
YOU SEE. The periods aren't separated from the next letter of the first word of the next sentence. Imbeciles.
Anyway, while still on the topic of our Health Screening, I think the nurses are quite the gender-biased. The guys get to go first. Which is a good thing, for me, I guess. But you see, it usually is according to the class register. So this was a bit awkward. But some people argue it's because guys have one less station to get through. So haha. :P
Ohyeh, we had a performance on Thursday. So it was really awesome, I would say, given the extremely little space of time we were actually given to rehearse and shtuffs. So it was a series of tableaux that depicted how we interpreted a poem;
~--~
Laugh when the music laughs.
Cry when the music cries.
Dance when the music dances.
Remember, even when the music stops.
~--~
Isn't it beautiful? ~
So anyway, we got to eat from the buffet too! Bwahahaha. SHRIMP. SPICY. RENDANG. SPICY. GADO GADO with PEANUT SAUCE. SPICY. To summarise it, spicy food provided by Garuda. Anyway, you see, the dinner was in tribute to our dear resigned Minister for Information, Communication, and THE ARTS. "Who has been instrumental with the construction of a specialised pre-tertiary arts school, SOTA, in Singapore."
Haha.
It's been a pretty short post, so deal with it. Bye! ;D
Hello, you deprived and forever unsatisfied beings. Do not fear my levitating and spinning disc. It is merely a transportational device that is somewhat equivalent to your... Ferraris. Only thing is that it travels at speeds of 1lightyear/hr. And not 0-60 in 3.5, as described by Rihanna in 'Shut Up and Drive'. Of which, I shall draw on for my next phrase.
Shut up.
Listen up.
Sit up.
Read this.
So you see, today in school, Denise actually kind of requested for a post. Thus I am being a very nice person, of which you may have noticed, with reference to my PREVIOUS posts. But there hasn't been much going on lately, so there won't be much on here.
Anyway.
Tomorrow we have our Dental check-ups, of which I am SO nervous about. Because you see, I have Leong's premolar, which is a condition you should punch into Google, because I will never say anything. So what they'll do to me, is that they'll actually cut that extra thing out, and do something on it. Also, the nurses often think I have gum disease (which I don't, but used to, a VERY long time ago, i.e. when I was 5/6 years old) because of my receding gums. I don't like people poking me for medical resons, in general.
Which probably explains why I was so anal yet so not when I injured my fourth finger.
And we have Health Screening on Thursday. Of which, am slightly worried, but also comforted, that there might/might not be any immunisation exercises.
A multitude of delusional emotions are running through my head now, giving me a headache. I don't mean that as an emo thought, but please spare me a medic.
"Oh dear! That was a crime of rhyme.
I'm so lame I'm ashamed."
Guess where those lines are from I'll give you an e-cookie!
Nightnights and hughugs, sweetcakes and cherrypies.
Dreams of Peter Pan in Neverland,
Race through time like water through sand.
Seeya all!
Greetings, curious and yet so unimginative earthlings.
So you've probably heard of SOTA's open house, no?
You haven't?
You suck.
But now you don't suck anymore because you know now.
Aren't I such a forgiving person? >:}
Anyway, it's happening this Saturday, so just come down and take a look. But please don't ask any questions at the Literature booth from 12-1. I'll be there. Naw, just kidding. Please ask questions. But nothing personal like 'Where d'ya live?' or I'll have my parang out. So yes. Please don't ask.
I've fallen quite ill recently, which is why I'm typing this post at this time of day. I should be in school, but I'm running a temperature. And it was worsened yesterday because of Chinese. Yes. Double period. DOUBLE period.
I hate Chinese.
I hate the usage.
I hate the word thing-a-majigs.
I hate the sound of it.
I hate the people who like it. (Well, most of them.)
I hate the people who won't listen to anything by Chinese. (i.e. the crappy hairdresser)
I even hate the look of it.
I hate Chinese.
I'm going CD shopping this weekend, anybody up for it? Or if not, we could go shopping for clothes! (:
But please. Anyone. Just say you'll go out with me. Or I'll be so bored at home.
Beautiful, dirty dirty rich rich dirty dirty
BEAUTIFUL DIRT RICH
THE MORNING AFTER
A LITTLE PRODUCTION
Ernest Toshiro Tjia
SCENE 1
STAGEHANDS: Lights on
(Ernest is on bed, hugging Usa-chan)
(Ernest squints eyes, wakes up, still holding Usa-chan in hand)
ERNEST: God, how long have I been...(Ernest looks at clock to the left)ERNEST: SLEEPING?! (Ernest pulls quilt off)
ERNEST: Shit man. Eighteen hours? (Hand goes across face, wiping action, yawning at the same time)
ERNEST: Damn it. Still sleepy. (Walks over to computer. Lazily bends down to push 'ON' button.)
ERNEST: (Falls over chair) FUCK! (Rubs head)
STAGEHANDS: LIGHTS OFF
STAGEHANDS: CURTAINS CLOSE
SCENE 2
STAGEHANDS: LIGHTS ON
STAGEHANDS: CURTAINS OPEN
ERNEST: (Shampooing in shower, grumbling about lack of sleep)
ERNEST: (Looks on the ledge to the left for shower foam)
ERNEST: (Notices that shower foam is on the lower ledge 2 inches from the floor)
ERNEST: Oh! There you are, stupid shower foam, d'you have to make me bend down. (Disgusted expression)
ERNEST: (Realises self is delusional, but doesn't care)
ERNEST: (Squats to reach shower foam, grabs it like a dog grabs a squeaky toy in its mouth)
ERNEST: (Straightens legs, tries to stand up again)
ERNEST: (Hits the bottom of the higher ledge) OUCH! SHIT MAN!
-END-
Well, well, well. You decided to come, eh? I'm not talking about my life today though, will be giving a warning on the computer worm, 'Conficker'.
So, what is Conficker?
Conficker, also known as Downup, Downadup and Kido, is a computer worm that surfaced in October 2008 and targets the Microsoft Windows operating system.[1] The worm exploits a previously patched vulnerability in the Windows Server service used by Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2003, Windows Server 2008, Windows 7 Beta and Windows Server 2008 R2 Beta.[2] The worm has been unusually difficult for network operators and law enforcement to counter because of its combined use of advanced malware techniques.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker)
But for you Mac users, everything'll probably be okay, just keep on the lookout. This was developed for Windows, so yeh. But really, take precautions.
Also, try to stay off major networking sites, they are the ones most likely to fall victim to this virus. (i.e. Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Friendster, etc.)
A newspaper article available at http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20090329/ttc-us-it-internet-crime-software-confic-0de2eff.html
A tenacious computer worm which has wriggled its way onto machines worldwide is set to evolve on April Fool's Day, becoming harder to exterminate but not expected to wreak havoc.A task force assembled by Microsoft has been working to stamp out the worm, referred to as Conficker or DownAdUP, and the US software colossus has placed a bounty of 250,000 dollars on the heads of those responsible for the threat.
The worm is programmed to modify itself on Wednesday to become harder to stop, according to Trend Micro threat researcher Paul Ferguson, who is part of the Conficker task force.
"There is no evidence of it going into attack mode or dropping any particular payload on April 1st," Ferguson said in an interview.
"What people controlling the botnet are doing is building in survivability because of efforts by the good guys to lessen the harm of this thing."
The worm, a self-replicating program, takes advantage of networks or computers that haven't kept up to date with security patches for Windows RPC Server Service.
It can infect machines from the Internet or by hiding on USB memory sticks carrying data from one computer to another. Once in a computer it digs deep, setting up defenses that make it hard to extract.
Malware could be triggered to steal data or turn control of infected computers over to hackers amassing "zombie" machines into "botnet" armies.
A troubling aspect of Conficker is that it harnesses computing power of a botnet to crack passwords.
Microsoft has modified its free Malicious Software Removal Tool to detect and get rid of Conficker.
"As this threat continues to evolve, Microsoft and other collaborative companies will continue to identify new ways to disrupt the Conficker threat to give customers more time to update their systems," said Christopher Budd, security response communication lead for Microsoft.
Computer users are advised to stay current on anti-virus tools and Windows updates, and to protect computers and files with strong passwords.
Conficker is programmed to reach out to 250 websites daily to download commands from its masters.
On Wednesday, the worm will begin connecting with 50,000 websites daily to better hide where orders originate, according to Mikko Hypponen of F-Secure computer security firm.
"They basically upped the ante; trying to make our lives more difficult," Ferguson said. "They realized the good guys were starting to intercept their communications."
The infection rate has slowed from a fierce pace earlier this year, but computers that are not updated with a software patch released by Microsoft remain vulnerable, according to security specialists.
Hypponen wrote in a message at F-Secure's website that Conficker is in one to two million computers and that most of those machines are believed to have an early version of the malicious software lacking the April 1 trigger.
Conficker was first detected in November 2008.
Among the ways one can tell if their machine is infected is that the worm will block efforts to connect with websites of security firms such as Trend Micro or Symantec where there are online tools for removing the virus.
"Once a machine is infected, it becomes very hard to clean up," Ferguson said. "There is no indication anywhere of (Conficker) doing anything but just sitting there. We don't know whether another shoe is going to drop, or if there is another shoe at all."
Hackers have taken advantage of Conficker hype by using promises of information or cures to lure Internet users to websites booby trapped with malicious software, according to security specialists.
"It seems that every other day you see some story about the Internet being hobbled together with bubble gum and paper clips," Ferguson said. "Conficker could be the biggest non-story of the year; at least that's what I hope it is."
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20090329/ttc-us-it-internet-crime-software-confic-0de2eff.html
Thank you.
HELLO EVERYBODY!
I have a surprise for you guys today! No, not really a surprise, but.. it's something you'd want to know since, like, you're my friend and all. But no cheating. Please? ):
No, Eager Beaver, it's not time for the surprise yet. BUT, it is time for stories! Or otherwise known as 'posts'.
Speaking of 'posts', did I mention my favourite cereal is Honey Bunches with strawberries by 'Post'? It's aweschummmm. Like me and (most) of my class. Those that aren't aweschum are just great. Not aweschum, but great, which is lower than aweschum, but better than good. Stupid cereal conspiricists took it off the shelves at the soopuhmarket today. Sniff sniff. ):
Went out to dinner at Carnivoreee tuhhday. Disappointing. Considering you pay 40 bucks per person. :| But really though, I wouldn't recommend going. The fish is slightly burnt, lil' bitter. :| The pork's too dry and tough. But the beef's good. Ahh beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef. (:
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ARC PROJECT DUE TOMORROW. THIS IS IMPORTANT. 600 WORDS ABOUT GEOMETRY IN ARTWORK. ALERT. ALERT. ALERT. SEHH-CKS HUN-J-RED WORDS. OHHHH MYYYYY GAWWWWWD.
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
Breathe..... Inhaler. Inhaler. Inhaler. Please. Please. Please. Now. Now. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Meh.
| What is your True Fear? Your Result: Disappointment You are a fun-loving, energetic, and cheerful person. You love adrenaline rushes, and going out at night. You constantly have to be having a great time to feel completely happy. Your biggest fear is not having anything to do, or having a huge disappointment/let down in your life. You hate being sad, and if something in your life suddenly went wrong it would be extremely hard for you to deal with. Just remember that everyone has to deal with hard times. Stay strong, and pretty soon your fun, party life will get right back the way it used to be. |
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And there's the surprise. So me took this quiz on what I most fear, and it's actually kinda true o.o|| But I hate the bad grammar. I can't stand it. >_> But it's quite accurate
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YOU SCROLLED ALL THE WAY DOWN FOR THE SURPRISE, EH? YOU DIDN'T FIND IT. I TOLD YOU NOT TO CHEAT. NOW YOU WILL SUFFER >:D
Just kidding. You're not in trouble. But I hope I've taught you a lesson. :D
Arrogant Worms
The Happy Happy Birthday Song Lyrics:
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear ERNEST, ERNEST ERNEST, ONIISAMA, ONIICHAN, AND THE LIL' KIDDO WHO CALLED SAMANTHA EMO LIAN. (: